Tuesday, October 05, 2010

TOloNg BaCe............paS tu Bawu saya Cerita.. Sgt2 TerHaru....

For your engagement….
Kesahnya… DEA – my loveliest fluff friend..

STAT…
“Akak…akak tao x….blaaa3”… Haha.. Gag me! Mst ko egt gile line 2 kan? Sebab 2 ayat paling buduh pena ko kasi kat ak ngan Fatt.. Haha… From those words, we become friend.
Dea nie kan orangnye sgt2 la meraban.. That’s y la kot I lurf her damn much.. Physically, owg tgk dea nie cam frills dan xmatang. Tp sebetolnya, dea bukan cam2. Jenis pk mak ayah, pk jao, independent, dan sgt2 kuat semangat.. Nampak je cam garang, tapi aty nipeh gak.. Salu kate ak camtu, ko pon same.. She has all ov the hardihood to confront any prob n difficulty. Vice versa, I’m not like her. Very vulnerable one. Benda bodo2 pon da melalak… Mebe that’s why la we can be a besfren – completing each other.. Like a puzzle.. Sebenanya, kte ni byak beza drp persamaan kan? Tu yang besh tuh…
Sebetolnya, dea xpena nanges depan ak even dea cedey sgt pon. ( tp nangeh kat Apeq, b’bulu btoi ak ngan mamat tuh! Haha..) She olwiz shed her tears behind my eyes. She tries 2 disguise through her laugh. But I knoe u well la YAN.. “Ble tanye kate nakpi toilet.. Toilet kat bawah ade, nak jgk nek atas.. Kadang2 ko ni mmg sgt2 xpandai menipu la kakak..” Ble kat cni, ak blaja how 2 attain kekuatan 2 dr semangat dea. Dea yg byak kasi ak semangt ble kena masok Skudai yg busan neh sb sume dak2 tade..(most la antare dak2).. Redah ajek walopon xsuke..
Kuatnya dan DEGILNYEEE dea ni, dea xkan confide kat ak prob dea, kalo prob 2 xbtol2 saket. Tahan je saket 2 sampei lobam.. Sebab 2 ak xpena tanye.. Tp benda yg ak paling ralat sampai skunk, ble ak tade ngan dea time prob ngan mamat 2 dlu.. YAN…Coe sgat2, when you are in blue ak xdapt same2. Bole nanges dr jao jerk. Skunk sume da buba ble Mr. Sapic ade.. No taxing anymore! Ditch dat old jantan! Tp 2 kesah dolu2.. Skunk ad gossip cam angen je smpi.. That’s d only way 2 make us still keep in touch… Da jao ni cite bodo2 pon nak cite… Masalah salah sorang antara kite adalah masalah sume..!
Tp kan, dlu ak salu tanye,” kalo Apeq 2 suke ko, masok akai x.. Agk2 ko bole time x?... Mestila x! Apeq 2 besfren ak sampai ble2 pon, even ko pon xleh ganti tmpat ak taw!...” Haha.. Tp seb bek kate2 2 da revert. Kalo x, naye je Apeq 2 dok tgu 3taon.. Nak tunang da pon, arap2 ni la endingnye.. AMIN…

Sket punye ego, dea xpena tunjok syg dea kat ak. But sometimes, your act will figure out everythin’. Nape ak ckap cam2? Ad byak tp ni salah 1 ar..:
i. Time 2 kat uma sewa. Nak jadi cite, dea ni memang xbole makan dan beli makanan kat kedai area uma sewa ak 2, tapi bole makan kalo owg len blikan. Buduh x? Haha.. Then, ak pon peg la bli. Bli tok lunch tapi makn da kul 5 sb ktownk due2 bwu bgon dr kebongkangan. Tbe2 lak ujan. Tp ak bole blek gak sb mck warong 2 kasi pnjam payung dea. Ak lak t’tgal hp time 2.. Blek2 uma, bukak hp ade msg, “PAYONG MANE, AK PEG AMEK KO”.. Ade aty nak peg amek ak... Tp sgt2 touchin’ dowh.. Hehe… Gedik la plak…

ii. 2nd time ak twon KL afta msok Skudai. Time 2 nak anta ak peg PUDU. Bole lak jalan jammed. N then, mulela da cures backfires! Ak tao.. Bkan dok hangen pasal jammed 2 sgat… “Tawu xkwan ak nak peg JB neh! Pompuan tu pon masok jela” Ak senyom je lam aty. Deep inside, I knoe dat she really cherish our friendship..

Tao xnape ak syg bangat sama dea like owg gilak.. Sebabnya :
 Solace!
 Sume accent dea bole cakap.. Jawe, utare, nogori, qlate… tp sebetolnye tade 1 pon yg btol2 dea bole cakap.. Hentam kromo je ekau! Kalo owg dgr cam majmuk gile.. Haha..
 Soothe my sore dgan kemerabanan dea tuh..
 Drop-dead diva (tipu jek.. hehe)
 Da most cheeky freaky damsel
 No one else may understand me like her
 Pale ting tong n exasperates!
 Caring sangat2..!
 Gibbering n rambling ol da time (sonok dgor)
 1 pangai yg xbuba smpai skunk, kalo gelak xreti nak benti. Kalo care Capiq n Hood, tepok je dahi tu.. Kalo ko 2 computer kan senang, tekan je butang Halt. Ade men tepok2 dahi lak.. Merapek sgoh!
 Minah nie pesen wat hal dea.. Lantak la owg nak kate ap.. Suke xsuke kowunk punye pasai…
 Lagi 1, owgnye ckop2 la confident. Contahnya, masakan x, peg interbiu bole cakap PM skunk yg ke-5 dgn muke xbesalah. Ap ke heh? Konfiden dea 2 kdg2 cap ayam sket. Dea betul ke xbetul ke tetap akan jadi btol… Hahah.. Cam bak kate Qimie, “confident walaupun salah”. Ha, termasok kategori la 2.. Tp pangai dea 2la yg byk aja ak.. Cane Che Mah yg xde konfiden langsong bole buba sket taw. Tapi kalot xleh buang ar..

It’s ol ‘bout petame-tame kali…Jangan bilang ko lupo!
 1st time kte kua same time ngan John n ur old flame peg Jalan Pasar cri brang letronik nak wat litar. Beria p egt blek nak wat same2 tp blek2 kte soh Chot ngan Bazli wtkan…
 1st time nek kete ngan ko time ko bawak kete Silah p clas B.I Puan Suzie.. Pat blas kali mati kot nak sampai campuss.. Haha..
 1st time ko majok ngan ak time ak tanak ekot p KLCC sb ak nak kua ngan kakak ak.. Seb bek majok2 gatai ja..
 1st time ak tgk ko menggelabah ayam time ngah present Kenegaraan subjek PM Latiff (Shah Rukh ak tuh.. Hahak..), hp ko lupe nak silent n kua la sore Yang menyanyi lagu Selamat Pagi Ibu.
 1st time ko bawak ak nek moto time nak peg beli mug semate2 tok Jelat kat Carre4.. Jelat dok wat loklak jap nakpi kejap tanak p P.D.. Ughhh..
 1st time ko cdey sbb kte same2 xdapat jawab final Litar Letrik 1st sem lu.. Sume pakat takot KG.. Ak rase mst Pck Cab 2 busan gile dengar kite dok meluah perasaan time 2.. Keke..
 1st time ak rase ko ni kuat ble dgar ko nasihat Meq.. “Kalo nak kire, kite ni ag la kena tahan Nik.. Ari2 nak kena ngadap jelmaan Arwah Gosok tu”..
 1st time kite sume takot bile dgar sore Bob cakap n gelak kat class Trigo… Kuat gile.. Ko ar paling melampau takotnye time 2.. Xley trime tol weh muke ko tekejot.. Haha.. Masok sem 3 Bob da ok, sore Jelat lak ganti.. Tapi awal2 ja takot, lame2 jadik point nak gelak la plak.. HEee…
 1st time kite ngumpat gile2 n orang petame yang kite sangat2 la suke umpat, Mck Opera.. Jage kite cam budak skola.. Da la xreti nak cakap leklok.. Tapi kan, “Yang memanggil…. RM 20… Yang dipanggil….” Ha, tang tu Fateha yang kasi dea hangen…Haha.. Siot jek..
 1st time ko wat muke malu2 gatai time ko ngaku ko terbuduh tersuke Mr. Coklat.. Hahah
 1st time ko rase cam jiwe berbelah bagi time Abang Saling Terpesona senyom kt ko time kat Putra Setiawangsa.. Blur kot, not a spellbound weh.. Hahak..
 1st time kte shoppin’ same time nak raye kat Sogo n Jalan TAR..
 1st time kte beli baju same bile kte b’kenan jaket yg same.. Walopon Fatt kate xlawa kte bli gak! Tp ak punye besa ah.. da paki bawu pasan..
 1st time kte beli key chain same kat pasa malam depan lombong.. Ko kaler pink n ak kaler biru (mengapa tidak ijo d waktu itu ak pon musykil…)
 1st time kte tido same malam b4 p Pangkor.. Fatt tdo ngan Che Ton, ko pon tanpe d’jmpot nak tdo ngan ak.. Hahah
 1st time ak nanges kat ko ble ad sowunk 2 muke cam bapak ak meninggal.. Ak lak t’lebey imagine… gle dok nangeh benda xpatot…
 1st time kte wat keputusan buduh bile kte pakat nak “Satukan Beg!” p Pangkor … Hahaha.. Mmg sgat2 mantul di ketika itu rasanya… Bagaimana 4 kepale xbole pk ngan logik time 2..
 1st time ak rase kite maken jao bile ko stat kapel n dok PULAPOL.. Huhu.. Tapi bagos gak ko masok sane, ad tmpat bawu nak menyinggah selain Reban Ayam.. Kehkeh..
 1st time ak bawak ko nek moto time ko ekot ak blek kg..
 1st time kite ponteng clas same time clas Mat Rempit lu.. Skali kte nam2 org xpeg clas upenye..
 1st time kite berenam pakai baju kaler same time clas Mat Rempit gak..
 1st time ko gelak cam owg gile kat ak time ak dok wat muke kalot blaja ikatan xpaham2 ngan Abang Thumb Knot lu.. Kuwang ajo! Walhal cam ekat plastic je ikatan 2.. Waaa! Mengapa lampi itu selalu datang kepada Che Mah…
 1st time ak tgk ko hangen time 2 nak blek kolej afta tes n da tade cab.. Mamat 2 plak tanak mai amek kite.. Da kena mare ngan ko bawu reti nak mai.. Dalam terpakse.. Hekhek..
 1st time ko bia ak kalot sowank2 bile ak kena sanding ke ape ntah ngan kakak n abang kembar ak, si Syaq n Hanafi kunun2 sb muke same.. Kowunk bole dok bantai gelak kat ak kaw2 kot tepi eh..
 1st time ko t’pengaruh ngan kate ak bile ak kate nasi lemak kat koop campus 2 ag sedap kalo makan ngan Vanilla Coke.. Padahal ko try bese jek.. Lidahku lidahmu xsame daaa..
 1st time kite kena masok larian, akernya kte jd owg paling last sb due2 byak lomak.. Fatt n Ton bole tgalkan kite due… Dush!
 1st time ak sgat2 suke keputusan ko bile tema tunang ko kaler ijo.. Walopon 2 kaler kawen ak tapi xpe… Ak kasik chance.. Ijo ak nanti ag gempak dr ko naa.. Haha… Ak suke sebenanya,cakap je cam xsuke.. Bawu seaty sejiwa beb…

Seriously windu gile ngan sume2 tu.. Shopping, roaming, stadi same, kalot esemen last minute, gelak.. Makan ayam itam Bistro n paling penting nasi lomak Mck.. Haha.. Kalo ak p karok kan, kewajipan ak da nyanyi lagu Tattoo.. Sebabnye ak salu dengar ko nyanyi lagu 2.. So, bile egt ko ak nyanyi ah…. Hihihi…
Dan aku xrase nak ade kawan bek laen pon lpas ko weh.. Malas mencarik n tanak dea datang.. Even Lala yang besfren ak dari Darjah 1 pon xsame ngan ko taw… Hahahah…




Lastly! Pas sume benda yg ak dok merepek2 dr td ne, camni jer..
“We might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, n incredibly friends for last memorable year, don’t talk that often of the next. But, I just wanted to say, even if I can’t ever talk u again in ma life, u r special to me n u have made a difference in ma life. No promises between us for those 3 years. But I’ll try not to breach that promise. I really will! Sampai ak ckopkan beranak anak yg ke 32, bawu ak mungkir! Hahaaaah.. I will always be by ur side, n will firmly hold your hand no matter what…Egt tu Kaq Janti naa”

NUR AZEANTY WAHI ANUAR… Da one n only..
Verily, AKU SUNGGUH BENAR SAYANG KAMU… FRENSHIP NI…
Selamat b’tunang…. Coe xpat datang.. Ni sume sebab subjek Loqman punye pasai.. Kalo xda bole p da.. Pas2 cpat2 kawen  kasi ak ank sedare  then wat digri! Taw2!!!!?


P/S : Buat Apeq, Apekus, Ahmad Syafique Mohd Sukarno, Mr Sapic, Comeylicious n wat da name is la… Jge kwn ak leklok.. Jgan bia diva dea 2 twon darjat.. B’dolat taw x!

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